october twentyfifth
georgine buchanon sure knows how to make someone feel uncomfortable! she was seen getting coffee with new kid chase whitaker but it wasn't all rainbows and sunshine. apparently they bickered the whole time. after a while they settled down, but their conversation didn't go any smoother. some think they have a past and some think it was some new found sexual tension. let's be honest, does georgine have a past with anyone? i think not. anyone wanna make bets on how long it will take before they hook up?

people are always in and out of central, and here comes another new guy with (surprise surprise!) connections. drake betancur has showed up out of nowhere to possibly dazzle blake wilson. they used to date and he supposedly wants her back but i don't think that will be happening since she's so obsessed with boyfriend tyler ambrose. unfortunately for her, i don't think tyler will have a problem with her boyfriend swooping in and snatching her up.

where have the lanes been lately? well we finally know! apparently rowan lane now has more confidence and suddenly doesn't give a shit what people think of her. that's good...i think. wyatt lane is back to his old ways, trying to get into more panties than ever! he has his very own bachelor pad now too so he won't be bothering anyone. good thing or bad thing?

there's been a little more rumble in the jungle lately. even though they're back together, elijah kennedy and juliet owens are fighting more than ever. with college approaching, everyone is torn every which way. juliet is being pulled toward the east coast and elijah isn't very happy about it. there was a big blow up and now things are up in the air but i don't think juliet will have any trouble in finding someone to comfort her.

i guess some of us can't take the pressure. halle jamieson is falling apart. she had a huge party at her house last week and had a little too much to drink. the night ended with her making out with her cousin. EW! they ended up passed out in bed together too, but no clothes were removed. or so i've heard. she claimed it was all because of the beer but i wouldn't be so sure. isn't that like...illegal? until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

october eleventh
i guess we'll have to start off this week with a local favorite, brad thompson. now i have to be honest. sure, i was in love with the boy too when he first came around, but after all the shitty stunts he's pulled, shouldn't girls know to stay away from him by now? i guess not. supposedly, his "one true love's" sister, lilah montclaire, has shown up here in central to cause some trouble for him. not only that, but anabeth sinclair was spotted coming from his apartment and it's been confirmed: they did the dirty. it mustn't have meant much though because she was seen on what looked like a date with david redmond a few days later. i guess she's finally over jake rhode.

apparently some people just don't know when to quit. just weeks after being hospitalized from a fatal overdose, niki everette was out clubbing at nitro the other night. she was talking with queen wannabe kimberly stratton but it didn't look like such a friendly conversation. kimberly probably knows about niki's past. you better keep that shit hidden girl!

even though some couples are just starting out (jayden evans and sam devoirs, congrats), it seems that some couples are on the rocks. tyler ambrose is actually avoding girlfriend blake wilson because she's too clingy. not only has he been avoding her, but he's been spending his time with someone else. cute little thing renata pricee is trying to steal away tyler and it looks like it's working. hurry blake! grab him tighter and don't let go!

there's a new girl in town who might cause more trouble than she's worth. abigail wright has just flown in from new york and apparently had an old relationship with vincente gaetan. i don't really think it was a coincidence that these two ended up in the same city.

spotted at the drugstore was geraldine sawyer. no surprise there, right? she was probably just picking up cold medicine to get high off of. well to go along with her cold medicine, she also grabbed a pregnancy test! still not surprised? me neither. oh well! i guess we'll find out those results soon.

a little more pregnancy news. sophie foster has, unfortunately, lost her baby. i guess brad thompson put her under too much stress and her body couldn't take it. luckily she has brenden scott by her side to help her through it. i'm pretty confident she'll be okay, she's a strong girl. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

september twentyseventh
even the best of us need a break sometime, but don't worry centrallers! i'm back and better than ever to invade into all of your oh-so exciting personal lives.

we'll start out small this week with a little royal court destruction. with a queen bee decision still hanging in the balance, now isn't the time for a nose job and boob implants, halle jamieson! apparently she got her work done over the summer but it wasn't subtle enough to not notice. i don't think she'll be making it to queenie this year! an average prep seems to be stepping up though, trying to shine through. kimberly stratton is schmoozing it up and ignoring the nobodies lately. maybe she actually has a chance? but maybe not.

how come our little tiny town is so...liberal? apparently school sluts and bffs geraldine sawyer and britney debarge shared a lesbian kiss at the club one night for a group of college boys. classy, ladies. you should have no trouble finding nice boyfriends now!

well it looks like it's finally happened. rowan lane has a boyfriend. i don't think anyone saw this coming! i guess trey braken has enough of a thing for her to actually make it official. i just hope she doesn't play him hot and cold like she tends to do with anyone who's ever been interested in her.

how come all of central's "secret couples" suck at keeping secrets? it always ends up out in the public! blake wilson was supposed to be secretly dating tyler ambrose but the secrets out now. with him being four years older, it's understandable why they wanted to keep things secret. here's the thing though: while blake is madly in love with tyler, tyler is going behind her back and telling his friends how he doesn't think things are working. back off girl! boys need space!

new guy zackary stone has moved to central with a purpose. word has it, he came to try and steal khristle owens from her "perfect" marriage with jack owens. i'd normally say good luck, but khris and jack aren't exactly stable. those two fight like cats and dogs!

brad thompson has resurfaced after disappearing for days. obviously he couldn't handle the big baby news. sophie foster isn't having any of it, though. she fought with him about it and dumped his sorry ass for someone better. i wonder what they're gonna do about that baby? is she gonna raise it on her own or bring in reinforcements? or maybe she'll give it up? i guess we'll find out.

lots of new couples happened while i was gone! carter benson has finally made it official with cassie rosario. 'bout damn time! how long have ya'll been doing the nasty? sheesh. i wonder how jayden evans is going to feel about this. he'll probably whip out a gun and start shooting. yay gang jokes!

i guess i missed out on a sticky sticky triangle these past few weeks. i'll explain it with a story. a long long time ago, anabeth sinclair dated jake rhode. she recently started dating brenden scott, but it's over now because everyone found out it was just to make jake jealous. here's the sticky part: jake is now dating isabella bennet but this could just to make anabeth jealous, since her and isabella don't exactly get along. brenden is now getting cozy with sophie foster but has also recently slept with britney debarge. playaaaaa! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

september sixth
new school year, new drama! quite a lot is happening in our tiny little town of central lately! for example, sophia caletti is trying to make her way onto my radar again. earlier in the week she went out clubbing with eli kennedy...alone. i happen to know that joey evans was not a happy camper when she came home drunk. they made up quickly, but apparently girl didn't learn her lesson. she did it again the very next night! at least there was a group this time. sam devoirs and khristle owens also went along with the pair. i'm not even sure if joey knows about the second outing though...i guess now he does!

cute should-be couple alert! emo girl randa moore sure has been hanging around callum abrams quite a bit lately. she's been seen in the record store practically every day. now i understand liking music, but liking music that much? nuh uh. there's only one reason to hang out there: callum works there. caught red handed! it's okay, don't be embarrassed. you'd look cute together!

no matter what happens around here, some things never change. rowan lane has been at it again, being her snobby little self. she's been spending some time with her old flame trey braken, even though she didn't seem too interested. poor trey has to make other friends though, right? right! he went out to dinner with silver thompson as friends, but as they were saying their goodbyes, silver snaked a little lip lock! here's the kicker though: when he told rowan, she flipped! how can you say you don't want to be with someone and then go completely psycho when they try to move on? she threatened him, saying she never wants him to see silver again, even though she doesn't act too into him. you need to get your priorities in order, sweetie, before he leaves you in the dust for being so damn needy.

justin brandt has been up to anything but good lately. he was supposed to be starting something up with marky may, right? well apparently he didn't get the memo. he was seen flirting it up in the park with geraldine sawyer. i think she appreciated it, but i have a feeling she won't after she finds out he went on a movie date with cassandra fitzgerald. but how would she ever find that out? oooops, sorry!

everyone wants a piece of brenden scott lately. anabeth sinclair, who is also "helping out" old flame jake rhode with his sister, was seen on what looked like a date with brenden. nothing serious yet, but i could see these two together. the thing is though that brenden apparently isn't good at sticking to one girl. he was working out at the gym when slutty mcslut slut britney debarge decided to sit on his crotch. whoa! subltety is key! she's also trying to sink her claws into baylen leblanc and boozing it up with geraldine sawyer. live fast, die young, eh?

something no one really expected to happen ever is the disappearance of brad thompson. that's right! he's gone! for now, anyway. no one's seen him for about three days, but juliet owens happened to be the last person he talked to before bailing. maybe she spilled some news about still-girlfriend sophie foster? maybe it had to do with her being upset that he kissed juliet? maybe it has to do with sophie being pregnant with his baby? yup! that's right! i've gotten word that she's knocked up! this should definitely be interesting for everyone. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

august thirtieth
lately i've been mentioning this weird scenester who looks anything but, right? well with a new school year just around the corner, it looks like she may have reconsidered her clique. britney debarge is now a wannabe! thank goodness! she certainly looks the part this time. anyway, the girl was just walking through the mall, minding her own business, when she caught sight of ex-queenie silver thompson. i guess they don't get along well so some very heated words were exchanged, but nothing physical. not only that, but britney ate lunch once with outcast gemini riddle. he even gave her a rose! new couple alert? we'll see.

i've said it before and i'll say it again: nothing lasts forever. even the most perfect of couples. elijah kennedy and juliet owens have decided to take a "short break." now i know what you're thinking. she probably couldn't take his attitude anymore, right? maybe. to be honest, i'm not sure. but i do know that before they decided on the break, juliet shared quite a kiss with brad thompson. gurrrrrrl you done goofed! at least now you can go out into the world and see what else is out there.

jeremy niccals has been laying low lately, but not anymore! he was caught flirting a little too hard with druggie geraldine sawyer and even sharing his illegal stash with her! oh dear! i wouldn't feel to special if i were her, though. after a wild party, he was apparently seen accompanying royal courter renata pricee on her walk of shame. oops! girl, yon'd you know you're better than him?! you're not supposed to be messing around with rebels! i don't think it'll be happening again though, seeing as he made an ass out of himself. hopefully she'll learn now.

whaaaaat in the hell is going on between jake rhode and anabeth sinclair?! i think they used to date or something, but it seemed like an awkward old time when they bumped into each other at the bonfire. the tension was high but they talked it all out until they were kissing. awwww i might think this is sweet if i had a heart. i don't know if they plan on getting back together or not, but they're certainly going to act on their physical connection. get 'er done! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

august twentythird
in our tiny little town of central, we may have scandal and surprise and sluts but we don't often get the gay teenager. well, looks like we may have a few! justin brandt and marky may were spotted hanging out at the skatepark together...at two a.m.. who hangs out at two a.m.? nobody. people meet at that time to hook up, and just because they're boys doesn't mean there's any exception. they weren't seen kissing or anything but that's probably because they're "just not ready." i'd be willing to bet these two are dating by the end of the week.

marky isn't the only one justin brandt has been hanging out with. the poor kid got decked in the face on the beach trying to defend the new wannabe blake wilson! while it's very noble and charming, it's also funny as hell. i bet he even has a black eye! hah! i mean...maybe you should try some ice? i don't know the guy but i guess if he's decent enough to defend a stranger, he'll go on central's nice list. let's just hope he doesn't switch to naughty like everyone else.

can we all have a moment of silence for another relationship murdered by will eden?......okay that's enough! what is this now? number...seven? something like that. looks like amelia layne pulled a rayne and left the poor kid. this guy must smell or something because he runs all the girls out of town. we're lucky we haven't lost sam devoirs! he'll probably be sulky, which means he'll be at the bars. look out, ladies, or he might rub his cooties on you!

anyone heard from jordy dane lately? no? that's because he's currently bff with a bottle of vodka. he's been avoiding the sun (VAMPIRE?! lol jk vamps are gross) and only coming out at night, if at all. poor guy's not been doing so well for a while now, but i think someone needs to save him. any takers?

i haven't heard anything too exciting about carter benson lately, which is probably why he felt the need to step up his game. he's probably still working his magic on former-queen bee, silver thompson, but it looks like he's directing most of his attention elsewhere. as we know, he's always had his eye on jayden's baby mama, cassandra rosario. it looks like she's finally returning his advances. i told you that they slept together, yeah? well it's becoming a regular thing lately. they even spend weekends together when her kid is off with the dad. something serious? or just a fling?

you know that oddly pretty scenester britney debarge? it seems that her non-scenster looks have motives. i've heard she's trying to claw and climb her way up to royal court. now that there's an open slot for queen bee, she's trying to get her name known so she can own us all. bitch! back off! yous just a baby! although i'm not too sure the other royal courters will allow her to rule them. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

august ninth
missed gossip the last few weeks? well, here's something i'll spill that's not-so-secret. i can't write it if you don't send it. if you want to read it every monday, you'll have to send it every week. i normally don't read every single thread on central so i'm not going to know the good stuff unless someone tells me. sorry, but that's the way it goes.

so anyway, it must be pretty obvious by now that sam devoirs isn't really pregnant with jayden evans' baby, or anyone's baby for that matter. it was all some made up story, but who in their right mind would spread that rumor about themself? well, my guess is they had an evil little plan to get under the skin of rowan lane. ouch. it was probably jayden's idea, since she just can't seem to leave him alone.

it looks as if we have a new scenester poking her head around town. britney debarge is trying to get her grummy claws into, well, everyone. the thing about her though is that she doesn't exactly look the part of a scenester, which must mean she has quite the fucked personality! anyway, she was spotted getting ice cream with carter benson, then clubbing with tyler ambrose, and then on a date with the local gay boy jason ericson! i can't decide if this girl's a whore or just naive.

another nobody who's trying to make it famous is gloria tancredi. it's said that this nerd has intentions of knocking queen silver off her throne. she's even been seen talking with juliet owens and britney debarge. weird, right? can someone find out what this girl is up to and let me know? after all, she might just become our new queen. or not.

i'm not exactly sure what's going on between edward terrace and maxx cardigan anymore, but it can't be good. edward showed up to the bonfire with a girl who wasn't his girlfriend. i'm not sure who khristian roze is, but ed seems to be getting awefully cozy with her. maxx better stop spending so much time with carter benson and pay attention to her boyfriend or she's gonna lose him!

you know that weird looking rebel guy jeremy niccals? well, he might be nicer than we all thought. while he was out boozing (of course) there happened to be a little rift between him and some big guy over a girl named mika hultzurmein. he knocked the guy down and ended up buying this mika girl a drink. hmmm. i wonder if carmen calloway will care. didn't they have a little friends with benefits thing going on? alhtough, knowing carmen, she probably won't give a shit. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twelfth
finally, a congratulations goes to mr. and mrs. jack owens! the two actually tied the knot and seem to be doing great. i just can't wait to hear about all the dramz that went down between the guests at the wedding.

it's somewhat sad and pathetic that the nifty little rumors i start here end up becoming true. for example, the whole schmele between brad thompson and sophie foster? well, they weren't broken up when i talked about them last. a few days after i announced they were? they broke up. sometimes it's nice to have such power, but it's really cool when people think for themselves too. they didn't stay split for very long, because a few days later they were back together. they're still going strong, supposedly. let's hope brad doesn't mess up again.

another couple reunion? dougie pittman and roxy little. finally! i can't say i'm too surprised, but it's certainly been a while. they must have reconciled shortly after his bad overdose and have been inseparable ever since. it's been said that he even wants to get clean for her. whoa! it's about time! i guess roxy has more influence than anyone thought. who knew?

trouble in paradise? with joey evans recovering fast, sophia caletti might be feeling a bit left in the dust. she made this clear last week when she left him for a few days. she went out with her friends khris evans-owens and sam devoirs(who's doing very well on keeping her figure while pregnant), and got very very drunk, but it seems something good came out of it. she spoke drunkenly with her boyfriend, and they both used the L-word for the first time. awwww, how precious. the two made up the next day and are all better now.

the love triangle with cassandra rosario just keeps getting stickier. looks like she's getting all nice and friendly with babydaddy jayden evans again, seeing as he stays over at least three times a week. plus, they both let it slip that they love each other! awww! cute, right? wrong. apparently the girl can't hold herself back, because she still went on a date with carter benson. i know these two are friends, and i probably would have sene it as just a nice little outing, except he didn't go home that night. yes! they slept together! and guess what? they did it a week later too! ohmigod! so not only is he still hooking up with the taken maxx cardigan, he's now doing the teen mom too! be careful carter, i hear it's easier to get pregnant once you've already done it. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

june twentyeighth
look out, world! brad thompson is single again!.....maybe? actually, i'm not entirely sure, but sophie foster is not happy with him. seems like she's picking more and more fights because of the more and more girls. i don't blame her, either! he's got quite the rep for not being a fan of relationships, and he's certainly holding that up. poor sophie. if you haven't left him yet girl, get on that!

someone who finally did get fed up with their significant other is wyatt lane. looks like the rumors were getting to his head, and he dumped his girlfriend/the most popular girl in central, silver thompson. he said he didn't want to get left for carter benson and he decided to break up with her before she broke up with him. kind of shallow, if you ask me. she was living with him though so now she's pretty much homeless. i guess rags to riches works both ways. you better watch it, silver. your enemies are going to have no problem kicking you when you're down.

and the quickest relationship ever goes to...rowan lane and jayden evans! how long did this one last? three days? apparently rowan was getting quite naggy already and jayden couldn't handle all that on his plate. you know, since he's trying to deal with the kid he has with cassandra rosario too. he broke up with her but was quick on the rebound. sam devoirs threw one of her infamous parties and, you guessed it, invited jay. apparently they couldn't keep their hands off each other. i wonder if rowan even knows about this yet? she's gonna be piiiissed.

lucky for rowan, her babydaddy joey evans is out of the hospital. you know what this meansss. she can drop off the toddler and go get drunk! actually, she already has! she's also been seen with old friend brad thompson too. i guess that bridge wasn't burned too bad. the girl's letting loose, but she should know from experience that it only leads to little oopsies.

not everything is fine and dandy in the evans household. maxx cardigan seems to be having a rough time lately. with boyfriend ed terrace MIA, she's turning to everyone she can for company. she's been seen going in to see carter benson late at night, and was even spending time with will eden. girl, you need to back off. you're not free to do whoever you want anymore so stop acting like you are. carter isn't waiting around for her to decide who she wants, thank god. he's been seen out and about more and more lately. first drinking with queen silver, then going out and getting completely wasted with ayla mcgraw. his drunken self picked a fight with maxx and now it looks like she lost her favorite play toy. tough luck, sweetie. better luck next time. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

june twentyfirst
as you all know, i am a strong supporter of what's in the past should stay in the past. yes, that means your ex should stay your ex. yes, that applies to you, new girl. and old girl. cassandra rosario has an excuse to maybe still like jayden evans still, since she has a daughter with him, but rowan lane does not. i guess jayden doesn't feel that way. the two are dating. again. for like the fourth time. that didn't stop him from going to new york with cassandra and his daughter, though. fool rowan once, shame on you. fool rowan twice, never stop listening to her complain about it.

not all the evans are having a grande old time with their significant others. khristle evans has been home alone quite often lately, and why is that? jack owens apparently has a new obsession for the gym. and when i say gym, i mean "gym." everyone thinks he's cheating and, let's face it, he probably is. old habits die hard, huh jack?

looks like the famous druggie finally went overboard. dougie pittman was seen on the tracks stumbling along. bad mix of drugs, dougie? it's okay though, because he made a phone call before basically dying. who came to his rescue? well, roxy little of course! she dragged his sorry ass to the hospital where the doctors were able to save him. bummer. i don't know what happened after that, but these two are pretty predictable.

brad thompson just will not go away! i guess everyone wants a piece of him, even ayla mcgraw, who apparently moved in with him while her house is being renovated. all the talk about brad's ladies though finally got to his girlfriend sophie foster. the girl confronted him, but he charmed his way out of it. surprise, surprise. someone who he can't charm though was elijah kennedy. since brad is quite friendly with elijah's girlfriend juliet owens, it's understandable that he's a bit testy. anyone would be with braddy boy after their girl. brad doesn't want hard feelings, so what did he do? he agreed to a double date with his girlfriend, juliet and elijah. yeahhh. good luck.

haven't heard much about will eden for a while, until he mysteriously picked up and decided to head off to asia. it seemed a little suspicious, so i had some of my people look into it. this is what they found out: his girlfriend amelia layne didn't go with him, which seemed kind of odd, so they checked more into that. from the looks of it, will took off to get away from her. a little personal time maybe? or maybe it had to do with the fact that she was pregnancy test shopping earlier that week. they haven't been seen together since he got back, either. my thoughts? the girl's pregnant, will freaked, left, came back, broke up with her. yup.

there's an annoying little bleep that's been showing up on my radar quite often lately, and his name is carter benson. i haven't heard much of him since he made rowan lane swoon and banged maxx cardigan, but he's just everywhere these days! i guess people are getting the wrong idea about him and silver thompson, but maybe they should. it seems like every time her boyfriend wyatt lane isn't around, she gets attention from carter. including the night she snuck out of wyatt's house to have drinks at carter's house. but silver isn't the only one mr. benson has been hanging out with. he's been seen quite often with cassandra rosario and even some girl named jamison kennison. this may seem cute and all, the quiet kid getting all the girls, but does anyone actually know where he's from before he came to central a year ago? he just sort of appeared one day with no story to tell at all. he also mentions quite often that he could pretty much kick anyone's ass who tries to get in his way. what does anyone actually know about this guy? maybe someone should start asking questions. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

oh, and carol crossley fucked some stranger when she had her period. twice!

june fourteenth
congrats to all those girls who got bid on and got wonderful dates! for those who didn't, well...better luck next time.

so everyone knows that weird adrenaline royal courter, right? well, if you don't, i'm talking about yvette love. if you still don't know her, you really need to catch up on your gossip. ANYWAY, the girl might be royal court material after all. brad thompson was getting aweful flirty with her, but the girl wouldn't have it! she blew him off, as she should. boy, you have a girlfriend!

speaking of sophie foster, she doesn't seem to be stopping brad from doing what he wants. either that or she doesn't know! not only was he flirting with yvette, but he also took his "good friend" juliet owens out to dinner. it wasn't just a dinner, though. it looked very much like a romantic date. if that wasn't bad enough, juliet has a boyfriend of her own! she went out with brad because elijah kennedy wasn't giving her enough attention! awwwwkward.

so that girl who tried to kill herself on the park bench, elliott jones? well she has friends apparently. she's still in the hospital, but dylan thompson was seen visiting her. what was a classic doing in the hospital room of an emo? fishy fishy!

the recently disappeared rowan lane has found her way back from new york. she's once again in california and here to stay. she ditched her wonderful bakery job in new york to come back because she felt bad keeping her daughter away from her daddy joey evans. how sweet, i suppose.

a little update on joey evans. he had surgery this past week for that pesky little cancer thing. he survived and is recovering in the hospital, but it'll be a while before he's back to normal. don't worry central! you won't have to live without joey evans! phew, that was a close one.

everyone needs a vacation, right? well, khris evans and sam devoirs thought so! these two girls planned a trip to paris, just the two of them, but guess who crashed it. jack owens and jayden evans. ouch. the girls were pissed about it and are still holding grudges, but i'm sure they'll get over soon. it's probably just those pregnancy hormones!

one of central's more recent residents is causing a bit of a stir. cassandra rosario seems to have appeared out of nowhere and she's not alone. she happens to have a little three year old girl trailing behind her. what brings her to cali, you ask? well, the girl's daddy! and the winner is...jayden evans! that's right. not only does he have one on the way with sam devoirs, but he has one from a past relationship in new york. dude needs to keep it in his pants. cassandra seems to be adjusting well though, and has found a friend in carter benson. he sure likes to make friends with teenage moms, doesn't he? until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

may thirtyfirst
well citizens, the girl auction bidding is in full swing. some girls are being fought over while others are looking pretty secure with one boy. unfortunately, that seems to be the most exciting thing that's happened this week. let's see what minimal gossip we have.

let's start off tonights gossip with a returning sibling. skylar evans, baby sister of khristle and jayden evans, has moved to california. happy family reunion? not quite. jayden seems to love her, but apparently khris doesn't get along with the baby of the family. sibling rivalry or something more? hmmm.

everyone's least favorite bitch has showed up on my radar. candice eden has magically reappeared here in central after bailing on ex boyfriend wyatt lane and completely dropping off the face of the earth. all her friends will be happy, right? wrong. the girl doesn't even have friends anymore except for roxy little. well, it looks like even roxy isn't please to see candice return. this girl is going to have to fight to stay in cali!

the fake-nosed, drug taking royal courter georgine buchanon sure isn't letting the rumors get to her. she still has a social life apparently, seeing as dylan thompson showed up at her door. the boy looked aweful distressed, and georgine invited him in. they sure would be an odd couple, don't you think?

the latest couple on everyones tongue may not be as perfect as everything thinks. wyatt lane thinks everything is just peachy with girlfriend silver thompson, but i bet he doesn't know she was seen hanging out with carter benson at the carnival. she had something spilled on her and he offered up his sweatshirt. uh oh, clothes are being exchanged already? you better watch out, wyatt. the queen bee of central may be hard to keep on a leash. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

may twentyforth
i'm baaaaack! you know i can't stay away from you bitches for long. let me start by saying the girl auction has started, so boys, go get your coins in! who knows, you could end up with someone like slutty sam devoirs or even better, queen silver thompson.

now that that's out of the way, down to business. remember forever ago when i mentioned wyatt lane taking silver thompson on a date? well, things have certainly escalated quickly since they've already been to rome together. yup! he took the girl to rome! granted, it was a business trip, but still. not too long after that, it became official. they're dating, AND she's living with him! wyatt lane has finally crawled his way to the top of the food chain to date the queen bee. congrats!

to keep it in the lane family, rowan lane has been stirring the drama pot lately. it seems that right after her announcement to leave, brad thompson went apeshit and cried like a girl. not literally, but i hear he was quite whiney. know why? they slept together! even though rowan told brad that she still has feelings for the soon-to-be-daddy jayden evans, they still did the dirty. oh, plus he has a girlfriend. no big deal. alright, this shit can get confusing, so let's make a timeline:

brad thompson dated sopie foster way back in the day. brad thompson skipped town. brad thompson returned. juliet whatsherface goes in here somewhere. not important. brad thompson tried to rekindle the old flame with sophie foster while becoming close friends with rowan lane. i made a rumor that brad thompson and sophie foster were once again dating. oops! i'm pretty sure this rumor turned into reality and brad thompson is now dating sophie foster. brad thompson slept with rowan lane and threw a bitch fit when she left. sophie sweetie, please start dating nice guys. it breaks my heart every time just as much as it does yours.

i never heard how that whole deal with daisy grayson and zeke pierce ended, but i assume not well. the poor girl was seen crying on a park bench beside none other than carter benson. what is this guy, superman? it seems he's always around when someone needs him. anyway, she sobbed and moaned and cried and whined while he rubbed her back and consoled her nicely. wait..he touched her? is that even allowed? she didn't seem to have a problem with it. could something a little deeper be going on here? hmmm.

remember last time how i told you sam devoirs has a bun in the oven? well, that certainly doesn't seem to faze her at all. not only is she always partying (still) but she's been seen out and about with scott wolfe. i wonder what jayden evans thinks about this. i wonder if he even cares! you should probably keep an eye on her, jayden, or you're going to be raising that little oopsie all by yourself.

to finish up this week, i got word that one royal courter may not belong in that crowd afterall. georgine buchanon, who always has something to say, has quite a few rumors circulating around her. i've been told she's gotten a nose job, AND is on drugs to lose weight! apparently someone really wants the smaller size in the dress she bought. hey, georgine! maybe if you're lucky, you can hang out on the train tracks with dougie pittman and all those other lowlife druggies! HAH! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

may third
well it's a little late, but the baby boom has officially hit central. everyone seems to be popping up with a kid or pregnant nowadays, and no one's safe! well, we have another baby on the way, but you're not going to believe whose. are you ready? samantha devoirs! the little skank finally got knocked up! as for the daddy, you'd think that we wouldn't know who, but we do! this is even more unbelievable, but it's jayden evans! ewwww! no offense, you're both fine people, but together you're gross. honestly though, this whole mom thing hasn't kicked in for sam yet because she was seen partying hardcore with new girl tallie solomon, whom she then went shopping with the next morning! you better slow down, girl.

someone who's taking this news rather hard is jayden's ex, rowan lane. so hard, in fact, that she's moving away! boxes were delivered to her house and, even though she claims she got a job in new york (wtf?! why so far?!), it's kind of obvious the baby news set her off. if she's moving so far, what's going to happen between her and her babydaddy, joey evans? well, i guess she plans to make the commute often. uhmmm...yeah, good luck with that.

more news on relatives of joey evans. his cousin maxx cardigan is getting more and more popular. the girl who is forever flirting with carter benson has also been chatting it up with newbie elijah kennedy. not only that, but she's been seen out and about with edward terrace. whoa girl, back up. if you're not careful you'll end up like poor pregnant sam!

i have plenty of queenie news already! silver thompson has been making her way around town fast. she was spotted with wyatt lane at the carnival on what looked an aweful lot like a date. not only that, but she's also held a nice little lunch for the royal court. i don't have much info on that yet, but georgine buchanon is making quite the impression. she walked in and announced something about one of silver's old flames that broke her heart. uh ohhhh. plus, i don't think other royal courter yvette love will be sticking around too long. she just doesn't fit right. that girl better shape up or ship out.

that cute couple of daisy grayson and zeke pierce are still together, oddly enough. i kind of forgot about them, to be honest. anyway. things are progressing nicely with them but i guess things are going a little far. i guess they kissed! GASP! normally it's no big deal, but i guess kissing is against daisy's religion or something and she freaked out. they went back to his place so she could calm down, or does he have bad intentions? i bet she'll be surprised to find that nice little kid of this though! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

april twentysixth
wow, it seems more and more people are getting sick of our dirty little town. dallas speilberg has bailed on central, but this one isn't out of choice. after sam devoirs ripped his fragile heart out, he turned to some pretty heavy drugs and i think we all know drugs don't come alone. he probably had a few girls on the side too, but that's not the point! his father caught wind of his little habit and wasn't pleased, so poor dallas got shipped off to rehab in england. oops! should have kept your nose clean, boy!

couples around here never last long, but wow! will eden sure knows how to keep the bar high! he's causing trouble with his new girlfriend amelia layne already. and where does it start? booze, of course! i guess will got a little too drunk with joey evans and somehow ended up in the room of jenny bradford. yeah, that girl he went to jail for fucking. smart move, will. he claims to not remember, but told amelia anyway which led to some major problems. i hope you can keep her around for your sake, will, because central is a lot safer when you're sticking it in someone who's actually legal.

a nice little update on the talon oswald drama. he hasn't been seen for a week, but he managed to break up with rea landree via internet. ouch, that has to sting. he can't even face you anymore, rea. i personally would enjoy that, but i'm not you. anyway, the girl he slept with, sydnee beckett? well the girl got a bit worried and was seen snooping around his condo. she got inside though, and after that i have no idea but i'm sure you can fill in the blanks.

druggie jayson baines has finally come out of hiding. as a matter of fact, he was seen having a conversation with a pretty little girl who is NOT emberly barter! uh oh, druggies having eyes for someone else is never good. the mystery girl had nice blonde hair that was strikingly similar to roxy little's. you just can't stay away from those addicts, can you girl? if you manage to steal this one away from his girlfriend let's hope he doesn't break your ice cold heart.

hook ups are becoming more of a permenant situation around here. rumor has it that brad thompson and sophie foster are now official. this comes from unreliable sources though, so don't be surprised if they're not. but you know, i've found myself to be a pretty influential person so even if it's not true, it probably will be soon. braddy boy isn't ditching his old ways yet. he's still been seen quite a bit with rowan lane. uh oh, cheating already? poor sophie just can't catch a break around here.

you know me, i love to save the best for last and that's just what i've done! we have quite a powerful little new comer in our midsts. brad thompson's twin sister has showed up from new york to track him down and has made a huge impression. so much so that she's now become queen bee! with whitney maria MIA, the spot was open, and she snatched it right up. not only that, but in the short time she's been here, she's already socializing quite nicely. she's been seen with wyatt lane, who's been pretty much a hermit since sophia caletti. the girl's already making an impression on the locals. so central, say hello to your new queen bee, silver thompson! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

april nineteenth
good god, central! how come everyone has bad parents?! what's with this town? well, another troubled teen to add to the list. mitch yorkshire's dad won't be getting father of the year any time soon. i bet you didn't know about his dirty secrets, huh? well, i do! and i'm telling! some people may have noticed that ugly scar on his torso, yeah? well dear old dad went psycho on the boy and cut him witha knife. ouch! papa yorkshire was locked up, but just got out and may be looking for mitch. run! hide! oh, wait, he already is! so if you see him around town, don't give away his location.

looks like a newly rejected sophie foster found some comfort with an old lover. and no, it wasn't joey evans! as a matter of fact, he was the one who did the rejecting! things are looking peachy for him and girlfriend sophia caletti, but foster's been left in the cold and she knows it. she managed to pick herself up long enough to go on a date with brad thompson though! they used to date way back in the day, and rumor has it, brad hasn't really gotten over her. but wait, doesn't he have something going with rowan lane? uh oh. this boy's gonna get his ass whooped by someone if he doesn't cool his jets soon.

damon valyrian, who's becoming more and more known for whoring himself out to girls his own age, was seen with an "old friend" a few nights ago. him and ximena boyers were getting aweful cozy in the bar before they went back to her place. weird thing is, he seemed to leave in quite the hurry. wait, that's not too weird. although i heard nothing happened. yeah, you heard me! nothing happened! as a matter of fact, they were avoiding each other for a good portion of the week after that until the two were spotted pretty close to each other on the beach one early morning. we'll have to keep an eye on these two for sure.

awwww, my favorite couple broke up! bummer! autumn garcia has been shipped off to private school in whateverville, leaving poor zack synestra free to roam on his own. where are all those girls who were in love with him? i think he could use some comforting right about now!

one of central's cuties aurora valentine met a new boy in a very..unlikely way. jasper williams creeped up on the poor girl in the park, but get this. she was passed out on a park bench, bleeding. what?! yeah, that's right. don't ask me why though. maybe someone just forgot a tampon this morning but either way, he saved the day. he loaded the unconscious girl in the back of his car and drove her to the hospital. awww! what a hero!

and now for the main event! drumroll please! talon oswald and rea landree weren't together very long before the drama started again. talon was hanging out with bff sydnee beckett when one thing led to another and someone had the bright idea to start drinking. anyway, the two apparently got SO drunk they had a little fun with a camera and, well, i have the proof! for the first time ever, the bathroom wall would like to present cold hard evidence of unfaithfulness! [x] [o] [x] so there you have it, rea landree! looks like there's another storm brewing for these two! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

april twelth
remember a few weeks ago i reported that one guy with cancer died from binge drinking? well, you'd think that some people would learn from others mistakes. guess not! alice cutter passed away this past week. her dear friend alex taylor broke her out of the hospital. big mistake, because a few days later, she was dead on his bathroom floor. i bet you regret that now, alex!

carmen calloway's back in town. uhhh oh! i smell trouble brewing! she showed up to support sick friend joey evans, but it certainly didn't take her long to get back into the swing of things. the night of her return, old fling wyatt lane was seen entering her house and didn't leave until morning. i wonder how his ex girlfriend sophia caletti will feel about this.

speaking of the princess, her jester joey evans has been stirring the pot lately. he'll be getting out of the hospital soon and he'll have to deal with the consequences of talking to his very serious ex sophie foster. you should probably save the love confessions for your girlfriend, playboy. actually..where has she been lately? sophia hasn't been seen in school in a week, and she quit her pizza making job. where the hell does she spend all her time? well, the hospital of course! she spends her days visiting jake king and her nights with joey, but who's getting her evenings? i thought it was alice cutter but i guess that's not quite possible anymore, is it? looks like somebody has some 'splaining to do!

on-again off-again couple talon oswald and rea landree are once again going at it. this will never survive and we all know it. anyone wanna place bets on how long this one will last?

a new couple was spotted this week. will eden has thrown away his days of pedophilia and snatched up a girlfriend his own age! her name's amelia layne. don't know her? me neither! she slept with damian devois though. that's a start! i guess we'll all find out about her together, but i must say, they seem to suit each other well.

another ex couple have been seen going at it. jesus christ you guys! you just can't let the past be the past can you?! rowan lane has certainly been flirting her way back into jayden evan's life. i wonder how his sister khris evans feels about this, since rowan has also been spotted talking to jack owens. not only that, but she's been hanging out with brad thompson up to three times a week. uh ohhh! it looks like the single mom is trying to worm her way back into the dating game. you get 'em, girl!

haven't heard much about dylan thompson lately, but he's definitely not disappearing any time soon. the poor kid was seen sleeping on a park bench. awww! he's the boy who lost both his parents in the car crash a few years back. you know, that one that closed all the roads. anyway, he was living with his brother but there's obviously something going on there that's causing tension if he's sleeping on benches at night. you guys better sort that shit out before dylan gets kidnapped by one of will eden's prison buddies!

the couple that no one wanted together split up. allycia bradford and bray mcallister certainly ended fast, but she isn't dating josh robichaud. as a matter of fact, she skipped town! hah! josh ended up having sex with some chick named morgan bavens. this guy gets around! i guess we'll see where things go from here.

central's second favorite druggie jayson baines hasn't been seen around much. actually, his girlfriend emberly barter hasn't seen him in four days. that's not good. the dude's probably strung out on all sorts of shit. intervention! intervention! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

april fifth
it's been a slow week here at central, but that doesn't mean i'm completely out of juice! one of the more recent couples, allycia bradford and bray mcallister, might be going downhill quicker than we thought. allycia fucked her best friend, josh robichaud! oops! allycia, sweetie, you can't stick those things there when you're dating someone else! but the best part? she thinks she's pregnant! HAH! looks like rowan lane all over again..sort of.

more news revolving around josh robichaud. he apparently confessed his love for khristle evans. again. yawwwwn. but this time he said he'd do anything for her. i highly doubt she'll take his offer, but you never really know i guess, right? this may put a damper on the wedding plans for her and jack owens.

looks like the recently healthy joey evans isn't doing as well as everyone had hoped. he got a rather fast ride to the hospital in the middle of the night from best friend nate warner. his girlfriend sophia caletti hesitantly showed up by morning. what's wrong, princess? scared that you're boyfriend isn't as invincible as you want him to be? better get used to it, because he has problems whether you like it or not.

she wasn't the only girl in joey's life taking things hard. his cousin, maxx cardigan, was having a hard time dealing too. luckily everyone's favorite pedophile will eden came to the rescue. he was only supposed to be making a quick liquor delivery but didn't leave until morning. excuse me, what?! i thought he was into little girls! i wonder how carter benson and damian devois are going to feel about this.

a not-so-surprising pair was seen together in the boys dorm hallway. roxy little and dougie pittman are once again!...wait, they're not? oh. well that sucks. now we actually have to deal with their baggage cluttering up central. apparently they got pretty into it and roxy was left crying while dougie walked away bloody. holy shit, these two need to get each other under control before some poor outsider ends up dead. or worse! dating dougie! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

march twentyninth
i hear wedding bells! that's right, another central wedding is headed our way! lovers khristle evans and jack owens have decided to tie the knot recently, despite a few..ahem. complications. you see, khris's ex boyfriend has just resurfaced. his name's josh robichaud and they apparently have a very sticky past. it's all good though, since josh is very madly in love with childhood friend allycia bradford, who's dating bray mcallister. now that's a big love triangle! hopefully it will clear up before the wedding. congrats!

a couple that may be heading for rough waters is autumn garcia and zack synestra. noooo! don't let it be! they've moved in together, but one of zack's old friends has appeared. and she's a firecracker! valary dibenedetto is strutting her stuff right into cali and right back to zack. there's allegedly nothing going on between them, but we all know autumn's pretty unstable. you never know what her impressionable mind will come up with.

will eden is making his way back into the news. i mentioned last week how he slept with a minor. well, apparently more than just angsty teens read this! the boy was arrested for statutory rape. there's a problem though. that girl he slept with, jenny bradford? well, she's missing. no one seems to know where she is. ladies, you better stay away from him. first he seduces a minor who then goes missing. i hope someone finds this girl before amelia layne, another one of will's groupies, turns up missing too.

central has been a bit empty lately, don't you think? well, worry no more! the great jake king has resurfaced! and where has he been all this time? the hospital. whaaaat?! he was on his way to his surprise birthday party, arranged by sam devoirs and sophia caletti, when he got hit with by a drunk driver. he almost didn't make it, but after three long months, he's pulled through and awoken from the coma. he doesn't remember much, and by much i mean the drunk hook-up with sam. looks like you're in the clear this time!

speaking of sam, looks like she has a new stalker on her hands. damian devois seems to have a crush on everyone's favorite blonde bitch. i personally don't think he has a chance, but hey, he made it for a while with maxx cardigan! i guess anything could happen.

alice cutter's recent in-again out-again hospital visits have come to a hault since she hasn't been out in a while. what, you can't fight off those nurses?! especially with all those visitors of hers! goddamn! both sophia caletti and talon oswald were seen going in and out of her room, but only one of them brought her booze. can you guess which one?! surprisingly, damon valyrian hasn't been spotted visiting her yet. why, do you ask, is this surprising? well, they're sleeping together now! this girl just can not stick to one guy, can she?

now it's time for the random spurts of nonsense about the nobodies around here! casper mcfadden took the virginity of cinnamon axel. he apparently skipped class to do so, too. classy. eric grayson and brooklyn king are dating. uhm, who? well they're currently playing house in their made-up world where everybody knows their names. jayson baines fell off the wagon recently. him and emberly barter were doing okay until he got high and lied about it. that's a big no-no jayson! you might lose the only girl who actually likes you.

okay guys, seriously. once you break up with someone, it needs to be over. for good. yes, i'm talking to you, juliet sommers and brad thompson. brad was spotted leaving juliet's house early the other morning looking a wreck. did they sleep together? sources say yes! but what's this? they're certainly not exclusive fuck buddies! juliet's making her rounds and getting her hooks into matt salvatore too! come on, girly. you can't have them all!

if you spotted two vans full of people this past weekend, no! you weren't going crazy! that big-ass group of people were going camping! nate warner, mai valentine, maxx cardigan, carter benson, joey evans, and sophia caletti (woo! that was a mouthfull!) all had a gay ol' time in the woods. some more than others. friday night they were all making a ruckus, but that was about it. after that, carter and maxx were avoiding each other. BIG TIME! wonder what happened in their tent. something that isn't left to question is what happened in the tent between sophia and joey. the two were seen canoodling a whole lot after the first night and they haven't spent much time apart since. no surprise there. who called it?! everyone called it! everyone give yourselves a pat on the back for this one, because it looks like the most unexpected couple in central are back together again! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

march twentysecond
whoa! a few weeks of no gossip and the town blows shit! let's start off with some bad news. trent carmody passed away recently. if you don't know who this is, it's because he's been absent lately. apparently he was in the hospital for months getting treatment for his cancer. sam devoirs was a frequent visitor. it's nice to know he had friends right up until the end. anyway, he got really drunk one night and took a bunch of unknown pills, putting him into a coma. poor boy never woke up. word has it, his funeral's being held in australia with his family. best wishes.

to lighten things up, i have a cute little story for everyone. elouise sanchez was swimming for the first time when she slipped and started freaking out! the girl nearly died before being saved by matt salvatore, a perfect stranger. awwww, just like the little mermaid! i personally think these two would be cute together, what about you?

bradley thompson and juliet sommers have called it quits. my heart's not exactly breaking for either of them. he claims he wants her to be happy and that she deserves better, but she must not think so since she gave him her virginity only two days before the breakup! ouch, that has to burn. another thing i should point out is that when they were still together, bradley was seen having a nice dinner with his ex-crush kimberly stratton. not only that, but he was always flirting with astrid madden. the two told juliet they were just friends, but my sources say otherwise. i'm pretty sure they used to fuck! uh ohhh. the only thing worse than a jealous girlfriend is a jealous ex-girlfriend. watch your step brad, you never know if juliet's setting bear traps.

an unexpected split recently happened between sam devoirs and dallas speilberg. poor guy couldn't handle the wrath that is sam devoirs because he was soon seen popping more pills. this boy should really slow down, have we learned nothing from trent's death? not only that, but he was seen shooting something into his arm. UHM, NOT OKAY! at least his movie is taking off though, right? if anyone wants to be in it, you better start kissing some ass now. poor guy. you'll get over it soon. hey, look at it this way! at least now you have something in common with most of the male population; heartbroken by sam devoirs!

those hoppus sisters are still at each others throats. looks like mckenzie hoppus got that tape she wanted. ewww! it's wuite unfortunate for sydney hoppus and damon valyrian though. mckenzie hasn't showed anyone yet, but it's certainly nice to have some dirt on someone, isn't it? i would know!

autumn garcia and zack synestra are doing pretty well. i finally know where that tattoo he did for her went. right on her hip. i hear it's a music note. cute! i also hear her pants went down a bit too far during the tattoo and zack may have fallen ontop of her. in other words, they fucked. well, good for them! i don't really get hopeful about couples around here since they're always falling apart but i can see good things for these two. congrats!

looks like william eden finally got some action since his girlfriend skipped town. the nasty part? the girl's underaged. noooo, will! that's not allowed around here! well, i guess since there's no shame in this town, no one will have a problem with me saying who it is. her name just happens to be jennifer bradford. she's been on the down-low for a while around here but not anymore! soon everyone's gonna know her name!

how come people just can't let go of their ex's around here? felicity williams reunited with her ex boyfriend alex taylor. cute, right? well, not for alice cutter. she had a huge crush on alex and couldn't cope when she found out she didn't have a chance. she's letting her alcoholism get the better of her which certainly isn't the best of ideas with her sickness. someone get this girl away from the booze and into a rehab center, stat! maybe dougie pittman will want to join her there since he can't hook-up with feliciy anymore. or maybe he just won't care.

making quite the splash in central is damian devois. he's been seen with kristie turner AND angel gunn. okay, no big deal, right? well, turns out he's still trying to get back with his ex maxx cardigan. she wants nothing to do with him though which is a good thing since he's MARRIED! WHAT? yup, that's right! him and azlyn garcia must have had a special kind of bond because they decided to tie the knot. drunkenly, of course. no big deal, drunken weddings happen all the time around here! NOT! i personally think he only married her to get in her pants, but it worked. wonder what they're gonna do about the marriage! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

march first
i may be evil, but i still know how to have respect for someone. one of the only people i respect around here is that royal kid, alexander fanthom. what? you mean you don't respect the duke that got a country fucking handed to him? well, suit yourself! anyway, mr. royalty has a new girl who he might want to make his duchess. rain saunders! seems like everyone has a crush on this girl lately. new "it" girl? we'll see. unfortunately, it looks like she doesn't feel the same. could be the fact that she just ran away from a wedding, hm? yup, that's right! this girl is a runaway bride who has all the central boys drooling. lucky girl.

we have a bit of some masquerade drama. after their breakup poor sweet mckenzie hoppus learned that ex grandpa boyfriend damon valyrian was sleeping with her older sister, sydney hoppus! ouch, that must hurt. it's okay though, because he didn't know it was her sister. so that makes it perfectly acceptable to cheat...yeah right! but mckenzie isn't taking this one lying down, unlike her sister did. she wants revenge and word has it she wants to catch her sisters naughty acts on camera. ew! but hey, whatever gets your revenge.

bradley thompson sure is making quite the welcome back splash here at central. it didn't take long for him to go back to his old whorey ways. he's certainly been partying it up, out at all the clubs pretty much every night! one night he followed alice cutter (who's very much madly in love with alex taylor) into the girls bathroom, another night he was seen pretty close with mckenzie hoppus, and the next night was the same with nicola everette! but it looks like one girl grabbed his heart (or his crotch) in just the right spot, because now he's dating juliet sommers. thing is though, juliet's making quite a name for herself around here too, having hooked up with matt salvatore. whoa! didn't see that coming! i just hope this one lasts longer than a week.

speaking of one week relationships, wyatt lane and sophia caletti are done. already. can't say i didn't see this one coming. in theory, they'd be perfect. football player in highschool meets slutty girl who blinds boys with her naive personality. but i mean, come on. he used to be into candice eden and she is still in love with used to like joey evans. them getting together was like if candice and joey got it on. uhm, ew! anyway, we all know poor little baby girl's gonna need a shoulder to cry on, and i think we can all guess whose broad, muscley, toned shoulders she's gonna go running to.

remember last week how i mentioned autumn garcia swiping her v-card away to zach synestra? well, i'm not sure if it's happened yet, but it could at any time because it's official! they're dating! i'm kind of happy for these two, to be honest. it's about time the shadowed twin and the weirdo boy had something go right. thing is, the girl might be taking things a bit fast. word has it autumn is going to let him tattoo her but no one knows where. she's probably gonna end up with her panties off! you go, zachy boy!

but we can't forget the other twin. azlyn garcia is still out and about, doing her own thing. but this time she's not alone! she was seen heading into a movie with mitch yorkshire. i have no idea what this boy is like, but if his looks are any indication of his personality, he must be prince fucking charming. keep it up, azlyn! and try not to steal your sisters boyfriend again, eh?

ohmigod! guess what just found its way into my inbox! the results of this pretty little pregnancy test! weird thing is though that we didn't even see this coming...at all! new girl in the town, evangaline braken, cousin of elouise sanchez, has apparently been enjoying central a little TOO much! she got completely wasted a few months back and ended up hooking up with someone. thing is, no one knows who! she can't remember! that's not even the good part though. you ready for this?...she's knocked up! that's right, bitch got pregnant from a one night stand she can't even remember! i hope it was good at the time, girly, because you'll never look at sex the same way again. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

february twentysecond
looks like dougie pittman isn't the only druggie making headlines, these days. jayson baines has caught peoples attention by stepping out of his cave and into daylight. hallelujah! looks like there's a pretty little girl paying him a bit more attention, though. emberly barter, the only gossip near and dear to my heart, must see something in this boy. she's actually giving him a chance and dating him! i just hope he doesn't choose the drugs over the girl.

who remembers bradley thompson? i know i do! well, he's back, and he's on the prowl again! looks like there's no girls left to tell his stories, so the boy's starting all over again...or is he? you see, there's still one girl in central who has a piece of his shallow heart. and who is that, you ask? sophie foster! wait, isn't she that bombshell who can't let go of joey evans? well, since braddy boy has vowed to stay away from her, there won't be any problems, now will there? yeah, right!

the unlikely heartbreaker of the week goes to zack synestra. he's got a trail of girls behind him; rain saunders, zoe hearte, holiday thomas, the garcia twins. holy shit! seriously?! he must be packing some heat. thing is, he hasn't done anything about it! is he gay, or what? out of all these girls, it looks like autumn garcia is most interested, to the point where she wants to give it up to him! yeah, you read that right! trust me, i'm just as surprised as you are.

you know that girl hanging all over dougie pittman and talon oswald? yeah, felicity williams. well, little girl has a past. and her past is coming back! her ex boyfriend, who apparently cheated on her, is back. not only that, but he wants her again! his name's alex taylor and he's making quite the impact. even if felicity doesn't want him, we know someone who will. alice cutter! thing is though, i can't really see her being too heartbroken if he doesn't wanna go for it, since she's also got her sights on talan brennan AND joey evans! seriously, girl? you can't just stop at one? well, i can't really see joey evans turning down the offer, but i mean come on! close your legs and pick one!

i have some sad news for all of you. everyone's favorite punk, astrid madden, has had quite the death in the family. her father recently killed himself, leaving her mom to flea to new york. astrid doesn't seem to be coping very well either, as she was seen stumbling to sleven nadin's dorm in the wee hours of the morning. i don't think drinking yourself into someones arms is the way to go, bby. whatever helps though, i suppose. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

february fifteenth
well, well, well. or should i say will, will, will! that's right. this week's gossip begins with one of central's favorites, will eden. remember how i may have sparked a rumor or two saying that whitney maria maybe possibly sorta liked him? well, it was just a rumor! in all honesty, i have no idea what's running through the queen's head. but i think will took things seriously, and he admitted he likes her! there are even witnesses! will, need i remind you of a certain mishap including sam devoirs? you know, when she slept with your best friend and all? well, she's just one of whitney's minions. i can't even begin to imagine how much queenie can tear you apart.

a little dougie pittman update: boy's got groupies! that's right, everyone's favorite druggie has the girls lining up at his door. and first in line? looks like it's felicity williams. not far behind is, of course, roxy little. knowing roxy, she'll probably elbow her way to the front of his 'fuck line' and leave poor sweet felicity in the cold. hey, roxy, back off, okay? how about letting other people have a crack at him?

remember that whacked couple? mckenzie hoppus and damon valyrian. well, they're over! thank god. i was starting to gag at the mention of either of their names. funny part is, he admitted he loved her, and she still dumped him! that girl finally smartened up. looks like she's moving on fast too, since she has a date with jayden evans. uh oh. didn't he date rowan lane? i hope this doesn't start some drama...oh, wait. yes i do!

a follow up on sophia caletti and wyatt lane. apparently, the girls friends were fed-up and picked a fight with wyatt. he held his own pretty well though, and we all know that sophia certainly didn't challenge a word he said. that girl needs to grow some balls, or at least stop being so naive. good results come from her rolling over, though. the two apparently made up, since he showed up at her dorm one night and didn't leave. okay, girls. let's take tips from her to keep all our boyfriends happy. number one: be stupid. number two: be a whore. number three: be a stupid whore! maybe if we follow her rules of relationships, our boyfriends will stick around forever too! HAH! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

february eighth
they're baaaaack! insert thunder crash here. just kidding, but they really are back. nate warner and mai valentine have made a grand return to central, and they have that kid of theirs in tow. to be honest, i think we should praise jesus for their return. it's about time we have a functional couple around here.

one of the twins, autumn garcia, has an obvious something-or-other going on with zach synestra. the thing is, they have no idea! they're extremely oblivious to the fact that they like each other. i can't decide if it's cute or sad! well, these two better shape up soon, or they'll miss their chance.

has anyone else noticed that new girl, marie scott? well, she looks like a trouble maker. she's apparently from a very broken home and challenges pretty much all authority. oh, joy. just what we need. another bitch who thinks everyone should bow down to her. there's something kind of off about her, though. she seems to wear these weird gloves everywhere. i mean, EVERYWHERE. has anyone ever seen her hands before? no? well, as soon as you do, tell me what she's hiding under there, mmkay?

we have some juicy info on those masquerade matches! there are a few people that were matched who don't even know each other, but others who know each other very well. among these are rea landree & liam atkins, jayden evans & rowan lane, and, of course, dougie pittman & roxy little! can't say it's much of a surprise. i bet those pesky personality tests weren't even looked at! well, whoever did the matches has one sick sense of humor, let me tell you.

and most abusive boyfriend of the week goes to...wyatt lane! well, okay. maybe that's a bit harsh. he hasn't actually hit his girlfriend, sophia caletti, yet. but i'm giving him about three days before that goes down. it obviously didn't take long for this make-shift romance to turn sour. but the sad part? she doesn't even know! she keeps telling herself she's not miserable as he's out doing his own thing. and where is he, you ask? well, "work!" that means anywhere but with her. all the poor girl does is live in her own happy little world with school, her job, and her dorm room. rumors are spreading that he ignores her, and when he does talk to her, he's yelling at her! she's trying to be the perfect little stepford wife and he won't even give her the time of day. hey, joey evans! come to this girls rescue instead of boozing it up with alice cutter, yeah? and make it quick, before she's too far gone and married to this son of a bitch. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

february first
due to technical difficulties, gossip wasn't posted last week but that just means more for this week! so let's start off with a little bit of queen whitney news. looks like the girl has her eye on someone. rumor has it, she's been kissing up to will eden! i have to be honest, i'm going to be pretty upset if this isn't true because let's be real, these two would be a match made in heaven. he's probably one of the only people who could put up with her bitchy ways.

another rumor going around is that dougie pittman's new conquest, felicity williams, may have been seen down at the pharmacy looking at some very specific tests. yup, you guessed it! pregnancy tests! not sure if this is fact or fiction though, so i wouldn't be too worried. i don't expect a little pittman terror running around central any time soon.

a little bit of good news. it's official, sophia caletti and wyatt lane are dating. but no good news comes without bad news, does it? looks like the happy couple is having problems already. it's not so easy to make a relationship work with two people as disfunctional as you guys, now is it? i can't predict them lasting long, especially once joey evans pokes his cute little nose into the middle of things.

a surprising couple was spotted recently at the airport. roxy little and liam atkins seem to have reconciled. i'm not too sure if it was planned though, since liam was seen with a girl before roxy arrived. sources say liam hugged the girl before she left to catch a flight, but there was something fishy about this girl. turns out, she had a pretty little ring on her left hand that liam also had! ohmigod! is liam married?! since when?! we need to find out!

to finish up, i'd like to cordially invite each and every one of you to central's first masquerade mix-up! better sign up quick before all the good dates are gone, 'cause once the cute ones are off the list, you're out of luck. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

january nineteenth
sorry kiddies, but central's been pretty quiet lately. i have a bit of a shocker (not really) for all of you though! remember that couple that wasn't really a couple because the dude was, like, 38 and the girl was probably about 5? if you're thinking mckenzie hoppus and damon valyrian, give yourself a cookie. well, it turns out their weird relationship has permanently topped the creep-o-meter. it looks like they're officially dating. not only that, but they were throwing around the "L" word like it was a baseball! if anyone would like to take bets on how long this will last, contact me.

another odd couple that's been seen around is zach synestra and azlyn garcia. the two were seen messing around on the beach, but...are we so sure it's really azlyn? well, my sources say it's not! looks like her secretly wicked twin sister autumn garcia is posing as her sister to try and knock down her popularity. hmmm. i could probably get along with this girl. anyway, zach doesn't know and apparently thinks he has a cute little crush on azlyn, but what's going to happen when he finds out it's not really her? well, i get the feeling the real azlyn wouldn't deny any advances he might make. i think i smell a future couple!

the always charming dougie pittman had his swagger in full swing earlier. he was flirting up and down with not one, not two, but THREE girls all at once! mckenzie hoppus, hope williams, and rowan lane were all the victims of his cute little druggie face. it looked like one was only really interested though, and hope was seen making her way into his dorm that same night. better watch your back sweetie, or the always classy roxy little will try to knock you down a few notches. who cares if she has a boyfriend now?! not her!

another late night booty call that was seen earlier in the week was sophia caletti heading into the lane house. either she's turned lesbian, or she got all dressed up that night to impress wyatt lane. weren't these two done forever ago? apparently not! i don't have all the details on what exactly happened yet, but she wasn't seen leaving. my guess is either they kissed and made up or he killed her, chopped up her body, and buried it somewhere. oh no! all the boys who are in love with the little skank are going to have to form a search team! if anyone still cares anymore. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

january eleventh
i'd like to start by congratulating all the award winners. even "most likely to die in an alley" is something to be proud of, right, rea landree?

now for some gossip. looks like jack owens has a bit of a conscious. remember a long time ago when rowan lane got in that horrible car accident that left her with no memory? well, it looked like jack was in the clear. she didn't remember him, or how he screwed her over! it took a long ass time, but jack finally came clean to poor rowan and now she knows everything. i wonder if this is going to put a dent in his perfect relationship with khristle evans.

let's continue with the lane family, shall we? seems like wyatt lane has been quite the debby downer lately, with a broken heart and all. he seems to be making the best of it though. he's been spotted out partying way more than normal and been seen on the arms of many women around town. but the word on the street is he wants to find someone to settle with. if i know anything about sophia caletti, i know she's going to be throwing a fit. bitch can't handle when her boys stray.

to end things this week, it looks like sam devoirs and her little toy dallas speilberg are on a bit of a rocky road. maybe he doesn't like being locked up and hidden from the world, sam. just a guess. anyway, he was spotted flirting with some bimbo and then actually letting her take him back to her place! what?! dallas?! this is rubbish! what happened to being the good guy? although i guess anyone who hooks up with sam is automatically taken out of that category. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

january fifth
big big news this week, gossipers! i'm nearly shaking with excitement at this one. well, remember that fight between sam devoirs and sophia caletti? don't worry, i'm not going to talk about these bitches for long, but i finally found out what they were fighting about. none other than jake king! i know this may not be a surprise since it's so obvious they're both in love with him, but here's the kicker. the fight broke out because, drum roll, please.....sam fucked him! now, i know what you're thinking. we all kind of saw this coming eventually. but, uh oh, there's more! now, this may just be a rumor, but it found its' way into my mailbox, so who am i to deny this juicy gossip? anyway, jake might possibly potentially have some sort of STD. uhm, WTF? no! this is unacceptable! i'll admit, i could have seen this coming for someone like joey evans, but jake? i guess that's that you get when you sleep with sam devoirs. but jake baby, it's so upsetting you haven't learned to wrap it before you tap it. especially because of your last little mishap. that's right, i know. and if you make me mad, so will everyone else.

as for more unexpected hookups, next up is roger blackthrone and sydney hoppus. this was actually surprising, but not exactly interesting, until she was seen afterward, that is. it looked like the girl regretted it, BIG TIME! she also looked very unsatisfied. hmm, i would have expected more from the mobster. looks like the gun under his pillow is the only heat he's packing.

as for the other hoppus sister, mckenzie, it looks like she let it slip to her pedo boyfriend, damon valyrian, that she's only sixteen. oops! he dumped right away, but don't fear! he had another girl in his room when all this happened! boys been busy. the girl couldn't take it and collapsed in tears somewhere outside. didn't i warn you this would happen? or maybe i didn't. but whatever, mckenzie. you should have been smart enough to know better.

remember, central. the holiday awards are going on, so make sure to vote vote vote! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

december twentyninth
well here we are again, centralers. let's get the ball rolling with some big news, shall we? a teenage girl was spotted browsing pregnancy tests earlier this week. sources say it was hard to tell who exactly it was since they were hiding inside a hood, but once they finally picked their pee stick and turned around, it was obvious. it was none other than roxy little! bitch might be preggo! but who's the father? your guess is as good as mine. could be dougie pittman, adrian watson, travis carmichael, or maybe even talon oswald. you hear that, rea landree? you might be a step-mom!

while we're on the topic of talon and rea, it looks like there's trouble in paradise already. the two were seen fighting about the fact that rea is going to new york city with a boy that's not her boyfriend. hmmm, sketchy sketchy. apparently, rea made plans with roger blackthrone before she even discussed it with talon. i say kick her to the curb, talon! you could find someone better in a heartbeat.

speaking of fights, another fight broke out here in central. sam devoirs and sophia caletti went back and forth with the cheap shots for quite some time a few days ago. turns out, sophia got pissy with sam for some reason. still trying to find that one out though, so stay tuned. anyway, the girls got quite bitchy before sophia backed out and let sam have all the glory. poor baby couldn't take the heat, surprise surprise. well we all know she'll be turning to someone with a penis for comfort. will eden, perhaps? yesyesyes!

to wrap things up, i'd like to remind everyone about the holiday awards. go nominate! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

december twentysecond
desperation and pity are in the air! oh, and love too, i guess. that's right centralers, it's finally time for that wedding. caleb parker and renegade berners-lee are getting married this week. i hope everyone has rsvp'd and snagged their hot dates. i know i have!

speaking of dates, rea landree and talon oswald are dating. can't say i didn't see this one coming since they've been seen flirting before. but rea sweetie, aren't you afraid roxy little will steal this boy of yours too? if anyone's going to swoop in to ruin rea's day, it'll most certainly be roxy. that's what happened at prom. remember that? with adrian watson? well, it seems it wasn't just a one night stand for those two. adrian and roxy may actually like each other! i wonder what dougie pittman will have to say about this. wait, i bet i can guess. "d'uhhh, roxy who?" HAH!

scenester mckenzie hoppus seems to be in crisis mode lately. i've heard she's afraid she may be pregnant after losing her virginity without protection. oops! wasn't she the baby that was messing around with twenty-something damon valyrian? well, good news mckenzie. we heard the boy's sterile! it's bittersweet, really. poor guy can't have kids, but at the same time, there's no need to worry. you hear that, ladies? get to it!

looks like royalty alexander fanthom doesn't exactly want to rule the world anymore. he let it slip that he'd rather trade lives with ari brennan. oh, boo hoo mr. royalty! it must suck to get everything you want with the snap of your fingers. another thing he let slip? the "L" word! it was none other than cassandra richards. does this mean we'll have a royal wedding coming up soon? the two were seen getting frisky in public, after all.

to end things for tonight, i have a few hookups to share with all of you. sam devoirs and, well, everyone! a few of her latest include dallas speilberg, jerry wolfe, and tristian amherst. holy shit, girl! you better watch yourself. as soon as you take over mommy's company, central won't be the only place to know all your business. another interesting spotting was made on the beach. it looks like that annoying geek ishika winthrope is trying to get her hooks in everyone's favorite boy, jake king! ever since she bought that pretty face of hers she's been trying to scoop up all the boys. it's a bit hard to believe that none of the boys around here can see straight through her. i'm not complaining much about this one though. at least she was able to get jake out of his hiding spot. the only person who's been able to do that lately is sophia caletti. i don't know about all you, but i'm willing to bet that mr. king juggles them both with ease. sophia's probably used to it, with her track record and all, but i don't think ishika knows what she's getting into. be careful, or you'll just end up another name on his list of the heartbroken. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

december fourteenth
it looks like the lockdown updates are still making their way into my mailbox, but i've got quite the scoop on two of our locals. it seems on-again off-again couple dougie pittman and roxy little were locked in a closet together. alone. with no one else. i don't know about you guys, but i think this means someone's pregnant.

while those two were getting reaquainted, there was another set of friends breaking up. ryan boyd camp got in a nasty little tiff with victoria lynn garwin. apparently he only wanted in her pants, but that's not very original around here. poor victoria must not have seen it coming though, because it seems like she's slipped into quite the little depression. she refuses to talk to anyone and has now stopped eating! sweetie, you better be careful. you'll be skin and bones by the end of the week.

ever wonder what happened to nate warner and mai valentine? you know, the two who started the whole baby trend. well, apparently they skipped town without warning. as a matter of fact, word has it they went all the way to canada! looks like we won't be seeing them around any time soon. poor joey evans must be missing his friends, but i'm sure any girl in california would be willing to comfort him with open arms. or open legs!

ishika winthrope. everyone should know the name by now. after all, she's been all over the wall for the past few weeks. so, what brings her in this time you ask? well, it seems like pretty little miss seems to have her eye on new cutie lucas rovera. that's right! she's got a crush, and now everyone knows about it! not only that, but she apparently wants to work her way up into royal court. what is up with this girl? first she gets the makeover, and now she wants all the attention. i think it's about time for someone to knock her back into her geek place. how about georgine buchanon? knocking that little girl back into her place has georgine written all over it. i just hope it happens soon, i'm sick of this girl! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

december seventh
it seems like we have even more newcomers to stir up our boring little town of central! first off, we have james blackthrone. sound familiar? well, if you've ever been to an underground club in new york city, it should. apparently his father is one of the most famous and well known mafia bosses in the city. uh oh! if he gets the title, does that mean central is going to turn into gang city? i'll be packing my bags the moment that happens.

next new guy up to bat is someone by the name of jared stone. as soon as i saw this guy, i knew something was up. and oh look! i was right! you might be wanting to sit down for this one, folks. apparently, he's a murderer! that's not even the worst part. his victims? his parents! that's right! this psychopath killed his parents and came to central straight out of the mental hospital. looks like he has some anger issues. i'll be sure to stay far, FAR away from this one.

on a lighter note, it looks like the wedding that everyone's been waiting for is coming up. that's right, caleb parker and renegade berners-lee are finally getting hitched. i wonder if it's actually going to last. i'll keep my opinions to myself on this one. and all you wonderful friends of the bride or groom, you better scoop your dates up quick! they're high in demand for this one.

there seems to be a little rumor flying around lately that involves two locals. sounds like a little highschool scenester has nabbed herself a boyfriend. a much, much older boyfriend! word has it, sixteen year old mckenzie hoppus is messing around with twentyone year old damon valyrian! gross! isn't that illegal? you two better be careful someone doesn't call the cops on you. but what kind of person would do that? oh, wait, me!

and now, for the big news you've all been waiting for. you've probably all heard by now, central high school was on lockdown! a gunman walked right into the school and started shooting! unfortunately, it was recently, and i don't have much gossip on it yet. don't fret though! i certainly will by next week! i can't wait to hear who was locked in a room with who, and who let their secrets spill in all the panic. i'm nearly shaking with anticipation! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

november thirtieth
so, remember that pretty little exchange student, evian winthrope? well, turns out she has family out here in california. her cousin is none other than local geek, ishika von trafften! you remember her, right? the nerd who definitely doesn't look like a nerd. maybe evian gave her a few beauty tips when she came to america because there is no way a girl could suddenly be that pretty without a lot of help!

speaking of exchange students, it seems rayne cross has suddenly disappeared. bon voyage! apparently she went back to england, leaving will eden all alone. he hasn't been seen around lately, either. hey will, try to stay away from those drugs while you're locked away. another person who hasn't been seen out lately is miss sophia caletti. looks like she's still wallowing in self-pity. hey, maybe those two could wallow together? now THERE'S an idea!

i seem to remember mentioning a certain new couple who thought they may be expecting a baby, too. remember jack owens and khristle evans? well, it looks like central won't be expecting a new little one running around. we finally got the results of that one, and it was a big old negative! looks like jack is in the clear this time, as long as he learns to wrap up his little buddy from now on. looks like that's all this week, folks. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

november twenty-forth
well, well, well. looks like we have an update on that royal alexander fanthom fellow. apparently, his father is a pretty famous movie director and his mother was a duchess! he inherited her title when she died and is now duke of roseberry, wherever that is. you hear that, ladies? we have a duke in our midsts! i don't know about all of you, but i'm going to be keeping an eye on his relationship status.

and who is this that has showed up in central? looks like we have yet another new girl named ava torres. it seems this beauty is the latest and greatest at all nighter. you know, that classy little strip club? well, you're probably still wondering why she's so important since being a stripper in california is nothing original. turns out, she comes from a nice little town called detroit. hey, wait, isn't that where joey evans grew up? i wonder if these two already know each other.

either it's been a pretty quiet week here at central, or the wonderfully scandalous locals are trying to keep secrets. you can try all you want, but i always find out what you're trying to hide. i guess you're safe though...for now. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

november sixteenth
looks like the prom updates are still rolling in! sources say that even though adrian watson went to prom with rea landree, he didn't want to stay there with her. while rea turned her back, it seems as though adrian snuck away with none other than roxy little! the two were found canoodling when rea walked in on them. i think it's safe to say someone was royally pissed. apparently roxy even feels the need to ruin rea's prom. although, how hard can it be to find a loyal prom date? and in other roxy news, she was spotted at the local strip club after a run-in with dougie pittman. wonder how that went.

to keep the ball rolling on the relationship updates, what exactly is going on between joey evans and sophia caletti? sources say she was seen taking the walk of shame early in the morning a few days ago. these two are more on and off than the power in a thunderstorm. i'm not sure they even know what's going on there. plus, with all this romping in the sheets for miss sophia, i wouldn't be surprised if she was the next to be knocked up. although, we hear khristle evans has been feeling a bit sick lately. specifically in the morning. maybe her and jack owens should think about picking up a pregnancy test? oh wait! they did! still waiting on the results of that one though.

speaking of baby mamas, seems like rowan lane is feeling a bit better, maybe even in the love department? a cutie by the name of carter benson sure seems to like hanging around the hospital with her. three questions: who is he? where'd he come from? and what exactly has been happening in that hospital room of hers? i smell blossoming love!

and who exactly is this georgine buchanon? if you're thinking this girl popped out of nowhere, you're sadly mistaken. she happens to be an heiress from new york city, of all places. rumor has it, she ruled her old school with bitchy tactics and pay-offs. look out, whitney! you may need to be defending that pretty little title of yours! that's all for this monday, send me more gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

november ninth
woah! i believe it's time for an update! so much has changed since the last post. remember how jayden evans and rowan lane were together? that didn't last very long! so what caused the breakup? can you say jack owens? i sure can. rowan and jack apparently slept together while rowan was still with jayden! and if things weren't messy enough, jayden's sister, the lovely khristle evans started to flirt with jack. poor jayden. and if that isn't bad enough, rowan had a mental break down about it. she sure moved on fast! maybe a little too fast...well, at least that was how she was driving.

the big story here? rowan drove herself right into a coma. but don't worry, it's been so long since i last checked in that she's actually all better. well, she probably won't be better when she realizes that jack and khris are together. poor rowan. nothing seems to go right for that girl.

in other news, sophia caletti and joey evans were getting closer and closer. but apparently this was just in bed because when sophia wanted to officially date him, he refused the commitment. the only thing he's committed to is sleeping with her, which apparently happened even after he said no. he must have been feeling pretty lucky until sophia went looking for revenge. so what did she do? slept with wyatt lane of course! maybe joey is committed, because he seemed pretty miffed about the whole ordeal. sophia obviously had a breakdown of her own, took a celibacy vow and ran off to france with jake king for a week. is that to get her mind off things, or to put her mind on the cutie that's in france with her?

and where is thou queen? she seems to be back, but is she claiming her reign? it also looks like there's a new high class girl in town. cassandra richards is aparently related to noblity. central is moving on up! and roxy little seems to be doing even better now considering she's not sleeping with just one guy, but three! get em girl!

other little things? noah st. clair is back. what drama will that cause? and apparently william eden has been in and out of rehab already. is that enough time to get all cleaned up? we had another baby on the way, but then we lost it. we'll let you figure that one out for yourself. i'm not that harsh! so that's all the news this time. but if you send me gossip, i'm sure i'll have even more juicy secrets to spill next monday!

october eighth
well well well, now we are welcoming two new girls into the grand scheme of things. aubrey sinclair and aurora rockwell. i wonder what kind of drama these girls will bring with them? we've heard that aubrey doesn't really have any rules at all but then again who does around these parts? her mother is always out so she can party twenty four seven with out concerns. as for aurora we don't really know anything! let me know what you find out. i'm interested, but then again when aren't i? a follow up on the joey evans and sophia caletti scandel. she seems to be showing up just about everywhere that he is. does he have a new fling? the two have been spending nights together and apparently fake dating to get her ex off her back. she has been seen leaving things at his house every now and then too. could this be an attempt to move in or is she already there? this is starting to get interesting. whatever is going on between them seems to stay pretty hidden. i wonder if she knows how he feels about foster or if that was only because he was feeling bad?

as for relationships, it seems wyatt lane and candice eden are finally officiall over. in lighter news, has jordy dane finally found someone that fits him? my sources say that he and david austin attended prom together and it's rumoured afterwards was much more then just dancing. dougie pittman seems to want to be friends with ex roxy little but she could care less. is she done with him and ready to move on to brighter fields?

in other news, jayden evans has landed himself in the county jail after a fight at nitro. did we all see this coming? yes, i think we did. this is going on day five with no sight of bail. story has it his sister started the fight when a drunk tried to hit on her and she went crying to her brother. if you ask me, thats not very brave. keep me updated, send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall keep me updated, send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall (This week's gossip brought to you by Roxy!)

september twenty sixth
rowan has finally started to get back into the dating game when khristle evan's brother came back to town. word on the street is that they are an item. i wonder what khristle thinks of this and the talk of how her brother was in new york. everyone knows the name jayden evans. its been said that he could have had any one in the city gone with the snap of a finger. now that sounds like drama coming to central! word has it that wyatt still hasn't heard from his girlfriend, candice, if thats even what she is anymore. he has been doing pretty well for someone that hasn't been out and about in a while. but then again, who knows what happens behind closed doors?

could things be heating up between the new arrival evian winthrope and jake king, or is he simply playing? and what's this i hear about joey and miss foster? i've heard he misses her and wishes that he hadn't been such a jerk to her. but then there's sophia caletti in the picture too. is he still being his old self? the drama at central high never ends with the students and townies we have. speaking of which, stella and chloe miller spent the night at a condo party which by morning was totally trash. they was later spotted climbing into a cab with her top on inside out.

through the grapevine we have heard that stella also slept with one guy that had been locked in the bathroom with another. if that doesn't say something, i don't know what does. apparently fights are in the air, especially with ari and sleven. earlier that day, she had skipped school with mike thompson to meet the new girl down at the beach, pippa stephens. my sources say that she has no parents in california. it seems that charlotte has been adoring samantha. could this be new best friends? or just a way to the in crowd? and in later news, tyler and his best friend astrid...oh wait...if you ask me, you don't make dinner for your best friend unless something is wrong or there's something going on. find out for me? keep me updated, send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall (This week's gossip brought to you by Roxy!)

august thirtieth
Well Roxy not only has the new gossip girl, Emberly, her little sister has popped up on the map now, Skylar. Rumors are told that Skylar is a Mini Roxy, or a Roxy Jr. Oh that just sounds like a whole bunch of trouble, three angry bleach blonds, who on top of that are complete bitches, lets just say stay out of there way. Poor Rea, it’s now three against one.

Oh so there is another face that is popping back into the spotlight, Jake King, he has been seen with a few ladies lately. One at Barry’s Pub with one, then in the girl’s wing with another, then another at the blue diamond café! Wow, he seems to be getting around a bit easy, but look at him, who wouldn’t fall for that?!

So in the midst of getting ready for prom, prom night adventures seem to be popping up early. Adrian Watson was spotted pulling into Roxy’s driveway, and no one saw him leave?! Now what do you think went on there, and Adrian is supposed to be going with Rea to prom, well this should be fun.

On with the Prom things, so far a lot of people have found there date, but will this night be magical or disastrous? Personally I am pulling for disastrous, magical…So far there are a few couples that are for sure going together. Lucas and Jamie, William & Addison (We all know he probably has at least one more up his sleeve), Craig & Arielle, Sleven & Astrid, Colton & Quinne, Hayden & Mackenzie, Riley & Elliott, Rea & Adrian, Annastasia & Sebastian, well that is all that is set in stone as of this moments…

But there is a little question on who Sam is going with, some say her and Ed will be going together. But who knows?! More important who is the queen bee, Whitney going with?! Keep me updated, send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall (This week's gossip brought to you by Emilee!)

august twentieth
so maybe you're upset by my lack of updating, but the longer you wait, the bigger things are. for instance, who knew that norman was a crazy bastard?! he completely threatened will's life and hit on samantha. speaking of them, they are out for the count. and to celebrate, sam and jamie look like they had a little fun at the strip joint. somebody moved on quickly! there is also a rumor that she might be sleeping around with a certain boy named dallas. those steroids sure are making him attractive, aren't they?

more breakups in the gossip world? roxy and dougie are through! and no, it doesn't look like they will be making up and making out tomorrow. i think this might be the end of the couple. but they both seem to be moving on just fine. roxy even has a new bitchy partner in crime to torment rea. her name is emberly. loving the drama there!

rowan finally popped out that baby of hers! wonder who's gunna show up to the hospital. joey and his girlfriend perhaps? that would be quite the show! her brother wyatt is probably too hung up on where his girlfriend candice is to worry about it. that relationship seems like it might be over before it even gets going! wonder who the next person will be to get pregnant. one things for certain though, we know which guy will probably be doing the knocking up. jake king. anybody else feel weak at the knees? i know i do! send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

august eleventh
sorry everybody! i've been a little busy lately with summer work and had no time to post! but i'm here and ready to spill! (actually, shannon has ap gov work due, lol) have you heard the rumors about renegade? some are true and some are false. the engagement? now that's true! her and caleb are engaged, but it doesn't look like a baby is going to be on the way anytime soon. that one was a lie.

dallas was seen popping pills again. somebody needs to throw that boy in rehab! or at least throw him in with the druggies! speaking of changes, fallen seems to be going back to her old ways. who knew the girl could work the pole like that! watch out boys, she looks like shes back on the market. another change is rowan's weight! she seems to be putting on more and more! are there two kids in there? is she the next octomom?! and where is her relationship with ed going? looks like nowhere. have they even spoken? either way, that weight gain looks like it's coming from depression. wonder how long till she breaks.

johnny seems to be getting a visit from an old fling by the name of terri. is that a kid with her? does johnny really care? old flings? looks like one is coming to haunt roxy and dougie. rea and liam were spotted in the same coldstone at the same time, holding hands right in front of the new couple. uh oh! can't wait till roxy flips out. ! send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

august fifth
rowan lane and carmen colloway were spotted at the doctors today. turns out they know the sex! wonder what it is. oh wait, we don't have to wonder because everybody should know that it's a girl! start getting out those baby name books! i'm sure she would love to hear suggestions!

as for the baby daddy, joey, he seems to be more interested in other women. apparently he's been snuggling with an exchange student named genevieve. i know what you're all thinking, it won't last! but prepare to be shocked! you might want to sit down for this one. he met the parents! so is this just a little love game, or is that ice shell around joey's heart finally melting?

speaking of baby daddys, looks like joey isn't the only one in love. but our boy nate seems like he might be a little too in love! everytime him and mai aren't taking care of the baby, apparently the door is shut, locked and there's a party inside we weren't invited to. it isn't even mai this time! so, if you have those baby books out, you might want to start getting some names out for them too. i'm sure in no time another will be on the way with all this action! send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

august third
since i haven't updated in awhile, i'll be giving you everything i have right now. things have been pretty calm, but here's all the behind the scenes dirt. we'll start with everything whitney. apparently candice has been sucking up to her in attempt to keep her royal spot. but how will candice's relationship with roxy affect that? rea also seems to be smooching the whitch's ass lately, feeding her all the gossip she needs. also in whitney news, besides having people suck up to her, she's also got the haters. apparently whitch has it out for melissa the scenester. don't worry whitch, haters make you famous, right?

so what's the story on melissa? well, she actually went to rehab because she was on coke. guess she's back out. i'm still looking into this. speaking of drugs, what is dallas on? are those steroids? i don't know, maybe some coaches should look into that one. and speaking of hazardous things, rea once again dyed her hair, only this time it's blonde. it's a step up from the pink, rea. trust me.

candice and sam seem to be getting along better now. wonder why? is this all part of candice's plan to take over? possibly. also, it looks like dougie and roxy might be too. they were spotted in the hallway, roxy balling her eyes out as dougie kissed her. wonder what's going on there, but they soon moved behind closed doors. speaking of relationships, wonder how joey, edward and rowan are doing. send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

august first
new month, new big news! it looks as if candice eden is trying to get her royal court spot back! according to recent news, her and wyatt lane the jock are together. but if she's still friends with roxy, wyatt better watch out. if candice goes crashing down, wyatt will be going down with her now. run while you still can!

and a big break in the rowan case. who wants to play 'who's the babby daddy?' i know i do! the results are in and the mystery father is....drumroll please....joey evans! congratulations! now you can both have majorly fucked up lives. looks like he's at least taking an interest this time. rowan's been trying to keep it a secret, but looks like someone was at the hospital watching. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twenty seventh
another big gossip bomb, but this time it's dirt on the queen herself, whitney maria. so apparently whitch agreed to go on a date with norman courtlandt. why you may ask? nobody knows! it's a little odd that the queen be breaking her own rules. she better have a good explaination for this one! and if she does, she should send it to me right away (;

and more roxy little and dougie pittman news, after their big blow up, dougie sent some words to us. this is directly quoted: "i don't understand why you're always reporting on me and roxy. it's not like i cared about her at all. the whole 'dating' this was her idea so she'd feel better about fucking someone all the time. even if we had stayed together it's not like it would have lasted much longer. i probably would have cheated on her. i was only with her for the sex and she knew it, she just didn't want to admit it." looks as if he's trying to start a war! no doubt roxy will be beyond pissed about this one. let's see if she really doesn't care what others think. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twenty sixth
the big news on the scene today is candice eden. looks like she's risen from the dead and is biting her tongue around whitney. but don't let that fool you! she's been letting loose in the chats and it looks like her and roxy little are out to take whitney maria down, or whitch as roxy likes to call her. it's clever and will probably catch on soon. even some others seem to be coming to the rescue of candice including james adams and khristle evans. whitney better watch her back because it looks like there's quite a few people eyeing up her spot.

we also wonder what's going on with edward terrace, samantha devoirs and william eden. isn't edward supposed to be concerned with rowan lane rather then going back after samantha? that boy sure is schizophrenic lately! send me gossip! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twenty fifth
this is by far the biggest gossip bomb i'm dropping tonight! you're going to be in shock by this news! a few nights ago, samantha devoirs was spotted drunk at the bar of palace hotel and suites during a big dinner party trying to feed the homeless or some shit that never happens. some guy was hitting on her and who else comes to the rescue but edward terrace himself! that's right folks! he picked her up, dialed his cell phone and got a room. oh yes, we know for a fact because not only was his name in the books but he also happened to order a few drinks for himself too. wonder how william eden will feel after he gets wind of this news!

also, it looks like there's about to be more dougie pittman and roxy little issues. yesterday, rea landry was trying to get dougie to confess to something, but he didn't have to say a word because when i just happened to look in the dating files, it looks like rea and dougie were once more than just friends. look out roxy! maybe there is reason to believe she's going to steal your boyfriend! until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twenty fourth
it seems like the royal court is having quite some fun! whitney maria is hosting a little cocktail party. those attending? well that would be samantha devoirs, the girl who seems just too nice for the court, fallen horton, the one who can't even remember who own name and claire keller, who's basically good for bitch work. looks like the queen has some major cleaning up to do. she needs to whip these girls into shape, and quick! and we're all wondering if candice eden will show up to this little cocktail party. i'm sure she'll be getting the boot anytime now. she just needs to show up to be kicked out.

as for more rowan lane news, it seems as though both boys are bailing out. edward terrace and joey evans were spotted having drinks together in a crazy turn of events. seems like they're bonding over the only thing they have in common: the baby. but edward seems to be offering to step up to the plate. too bad rowan is being stubborn about it. hey, it's better than joey. a prep and a rebel? please! that just doesn't mix! she needs to take what's offered before the queen catches wind of this. she's also apparently chosen a godfather: trent carmody, the boy from the hopsital. i wonder if he's telling rowan his secrets. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twenty third
so for that promised information about johnny wood. well let's just say he gets around! not only has he slept with isabella wilkerson, but also jamie call and carmen calloway. and if you were wondering, yes, it would seem that mai valentine is jealous. why wouldn't she be? word on the street is she's still got a thing for him.

as for trent carmody, the new australian man on campus, well he seems to be hiding a few secrets of his own. as to what those secrets are, i'm not quite sure. but it must involve something that requires him to go to the hospital a lot. he has been spotted there just about everyday.

oh, and all you jocks out there, norman courtlandt the geek, he can't swim. feel free to give him a nice "push" of encouragement. we all know rowan lane and roxy little do. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twenty second
is this a new queen bee i see?! ever since bailey took flight, the whole school has been in shambles. but it looks like those days of democracy are coming to an end. monarchy is coming back in the form of whitney maria. should be interesting to see how the court feels about their new leader. if they know what's best, they'll start sucking up now.

well, well, well, if you thought that roxy little was a bitch before, you'll really hate her now! word on the street is she broke poor little emo liam atkin's heart. it's true! she dumped him! and not just because she got bored, but because she found a new exciting man. but who really thought that dougie pittman would be in a relationship? that roxy is quite the manipulator. and to make it better, he seems to be way more interested in other ladies than his own girlfriend. want some revenge on roxy, girls? just walk by dougie in a short skirt. that should do the trick.

and to finish this little gossip talk off, if you're looking for tons of juice on johnny wood and trent carmody, make sure to tune in tommorow for the dish. oh! it's good!until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall

july twenty first
if you wanted some juicy gossip, you've come to the right place. seems that central high is just booming with babies! who would have guessed. first it was mai and nate and now it's rowan and....oh! well we aren't so sure about who this father is! could it be edward the jock who is still head over heels for sam, or is it joey, the rebel, who even though said to be a good guy, doesn't look like he'll be stepping up to the plate anytime soon. or perhaps it's some other unknown boy. who knew that the first gossip story would be so damn juicy?! want more news? well you'll just have to submit it! click the "submit gossip" button above and you'll be redirected to a place will you'll be able to tell all your secrets without getting caught. until next time., peace love and gossip ., the bathroom wall